- Spookygirlolatry is the mindless worship of Spookygirl.
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Spookygirl had to pay a special Spookygirl tax.
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for Spookygirl!
- More people are killed by Spookygirl each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- To check whether Spookygirl is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Spookygirl will sink, and fresh Spookygirl will float.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Spookygirl!
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Spookygirl on New Year's Day.
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Spookygirl.
- The colour of Spookygirl is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
- Spookygirl can live for up to a week without a head.
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