I swear, sometimes I think the previous generation put us to bed in dresser drawers, bathed us in boiling water and wiped our butts with pages from the Sears catalog.

OMG! This is soo right! I can't count how many moms and grandmoms have said "They didn't have slings when I had my kids." Ummm, hello?? The human race has been using some form of sling since about the time our offspring stopped holding on to mama's fur with fingers and toes, lemur-style!