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Okay, I am going to date myself here, ready.. I am going to be 45 in November.. Yep, 45.. And I still dress the same as I did when I was ...

Thursday, June 30, 2005

I have decided to live in a new world..

One where the government tell you the truth about everything, for instance:

Vaccines are perfectly safe
Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, he just hid them really, really well
Formula companies and their money didn't stop a perfectly truthful breastfeeding ad campaign, the potential guilt to formula feeding mothers did....

And where big corporations have my best interests at heart, for instance:

The formula companies really do want me to breastfeed, and are only there to support me should I have a low supply or other breastfeeding issues.
The formula companies give out samples, here and in third world companies, out of the goodness of their hearts, not some twisted reasoning akin to giving out free crack to get you hooked.
That the manufacturers of drugs and vaccines do every ounce of research possible and never push a product to market or hide evidence of complications, just to make a buck.

Oh, and the sky here is purple, cause I like that color way, way better then blue.

And you would be amazed at how many people live in this world. Wanna join us, here, just drink this Kool Aid, see the cup has the governments seal of approval right here....

2 comments:

Jessica said...

ROTFLMAO! I love it! I think I know the president!

Nikki said...

Beckie you crack me up!!